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5 Things New Moms Don’t Know When They Bring Newborns Home (But Should)

Introduction: 

Bringing home a newborn baby is an exciting and joyous experience. However, amidst the bliss, there are certain things that new moms are often unaware of. Don’t worry, though! We’re here to shed some light on these little-known facts while adding a touch of humor to make your journey into motherhood even more enjoyable. So, grab a cup of coffee (you’ll need it!) and let’s dive into the five things new moms don’t know when they bring newborns home.

1.  Sleep Will Become a Myth: Ah, sleep. Remember those peaceful nights of uninterrupted slumber? Well, kiss them goodbye! Newborns have an uncanny ability to turn night into day and day into… well, a blurry haze. Those beautiful dark circles under your eyes will become a fashion statement, and you’ll start fantasizing about napping in the grocery store line. But hey, who needs sleep when you have the cutest little human keeping you on your toes 24/7, right?

2.  Baby Spit-Up Is a Fashion Accessory: Fashionistas, take note! Forget about the latest designer handbags; your baby’s spit-up is the new must-have accessory. No outfit is complete without a splash of milky regurgitation on your shoulder or a stain on your favorite blouse. It’s the perfect conversation starter when meeting fellow moms in the park. So, embrace the new trend, and always carry a burp cloth with style!

3.  Google Will Become Your Best Friend: Move over, BFFs! Google will become your most trusted confidant during the early days of motherhood. From deciphering strange diaper contents to seeking advice on soothing a crying baby, the search engine will have all the answers (well, at least it’ll try its best). Just be prepared for the occasional panic-inducing search results that make you question your sanity. Remember, trust your instincts, and take Dr. Google’s advice with a grain of salt!

4.  Multitasking Takes on a Whole New Meaning: You thought you were a pro at multitasking before becoming a mom? Well, get ready to level up! As a new mom, you’ll master the art of performing tasks you never thought possible simultaneously. Prepare to breastfeed while answering work emails, changing diapers while cooking dinner, and singing lullabies while brushing your teeth. Who needs extra hands when you’ve got the power of motherhood?

5.  Mom Guilt Will Creep In (But You’re Doing Amazing!): Welcome to the world of mom guilt, where everything you do (or don’t do) can make you question your abilities as a parent. Did you give the baby the wrong bottle? Are you spending enough quality time with them? Take a deep breath, mama. Remember that you’re doing an incredible job, even on the days when you feel like a hot mess. Cut yourself some slack, embrace imperfection, and know that your love and efforts are more than enough.

Conclusion:

Motherhood is an adventure filled with laughter, tears, and a whole lot of love. As a new mom, there are certainly things you didn’t know before bringing your newborn home. Embrace the sleepless nights, wear the spit-up stains with pride, and know that Google is always there to help. Keep multitasking like a superhero and silence that nagging mom guilt. You’re doing an amazing job, and your journey as a new mom will be one filled with unforgettable moments and endless joy. Cheers to you, supermom!

Posted in: Newborn Techniques

Nancy Hamm cancs, caisc

Founder of Gentle Venture’s Training Center

Contact Ms. Hamm at [email protected] or 602-412-8497

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